99 Questions.....Cause I Can

Ok so I stole this from Jeff and he stole if from someone else so here it goes...


1. What is the last alcoholic beverage you drank?
A Dos Equis while Bar B Qing the other nite.

2. Do you follow college football?
Nope. Don't really like college sports.

3. Who took this survey before you?
Jeff.

4. who was the last person to send you a text message?
My wife.

5. Last time you went swimming in a pool?
Around a year, year and a half ago.

6. Are you happy?
For the most part.

7. Where was the last place you went shopping?
Big Lots today.

8. How do you feel about your hair?
It's cool, I'm growing it out again.

9. Where do you live?
Orange, CA.

10. Last thing you ate?
Some frys and nuggets from the golden arches.

11.Do you wish you were some place else right now?
On the road with my wife and a dog.

12. Last time you were kissed?
This afternoon.

13. Do you have any expensive jewelry?
Not realy the wedding ring my mom bought for me is about it.

14. AIM or MSN?
AIM.

15. What classes are you taking?
Whatever they offer at the School of Hard Knocks.

16. How many hours on average do you work a week?
40.

17. Who do you like right now?
The people I live with and my two dearest friends.

18. Do you watch the olympics?
Nope not unless my wife will be watching it while I sleep or when the Football is on (soccer for the whites).

19. Last restaurant you went to?
Chilis.

21. Who was the last person to call you?
My sister.

22. What's your sign?
Pisces, baby.

23. Do you have a favorite number?
13

24. Last time you did volunteer work or made any donation?
When I was a handyman.

25. What do you spend the majority of your money on?
Right now bills so that way I can spend money on comics, seeing the Angels play, and money for Belize next year.

26. Where does most of your family live?
A bit of everywhere.

27. Are you an only child or do you have siblings?
I have 1 whole blooded sister, a half sister, a step sister, and a step brother.

28. Ever been called a hoe/slut?
Nope. But I should look into that.

29. Ever been called a bitch?
Yes. I smacked the motherfucker and that was the last time he said a bad thing to anyone within earshot of me.

30. Favorite kind of beer?
Guinness and Qustion #1 isn't bad also Red Stripe is O.k.

32. Have you ever experienced true love?
Yeah. I'm married to her.

33. Did you ever collect Beanie Babies?
No. I do have some in my truck.

35. Myspace or Facebook?
Fuck'em both.

36. Do you have T-Mobile?
That I do but going back to Cingular.

37. What is your favorite subject?
Music, pussy, and anything that I enjoy.

38. Do you sometimes wish you were someone else?
No, just a richer version of myself.

39. Fall for the bad girls/guys or good girls/guys?
Both in one.

40. do you like school?
I fucking hated school.

42. Do you have any talents?
I sorta sing and play the guitar.

44. Do you have any children?
Ha. You wish.

45. Last movie you saw?
Crank.

46. Are you missing anyone at the moment?
Nope.

47. Did you take a nap today?
Nope.

49. Ever been on a cruise?
Nope. Got no fucking money.

50. Favorite vacation spot?
Kentucky and Vegas.

51. Favorite genre of music?
That's hard since I listen to almost everything.

52. Do you have any wealthy friends?
Nope. I have a lot of poor ones, tho.

53. Ever met anyone famous before?
I talked to Steven Tyler at Disneyland for about 30 seconds.

54. Favorite actor/actress?
Man that's really harrrd. I love Bencio Del Toro, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Natalie Portman.

56. Are you multi-tasking right now?
Sure. I'm doing this,burning movies, and cleaning the room.

57. Could you handle being in the military?
Maybe if I was a sharpshooter.

58. Are you hungry or thirsty?
Both, go fix me something!

59. Favorite fast food restaurant?
Ummmmmmmmmm.

60. Favorite Nightclub and bar?
Stubricks is cool in Fullerton.

61. What is your average cell phone bill?
$110

62. Do you own a camera phone?
Fuck yeah, bitch.

63. Ever had to take a sobriety test?
Nope. I don't drink and drive

65. Can you speak any other languages?
Nope but I can understand Cerole.

66. Last time you went to the gym or worked out?
Every day I go to work.

67. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
6. 2 pairs of work boots, 3 pairs of nite/walking when I'm not at work shoes, and 1 pair of I don't care what happens to these shoes .

68. Do you have a photo hosting site that you use?
That I do not although I may have one when I get back from Con.

69. Last place you were at?
Big Lots.

70. What was your high school mascot?
Went to four diffrent high schools in four diffrent states so I have no fucking idea.

71. Ever been to Las Vegas?
Yeah, but it's been a while. Can't wait to get back.

72. Ever been to Mexico for spring break?
Nope.

73. Have you ever bought condoms?
C'mon, you all know I wrap my shit.

74. Do you have any regrets?
None. I'm who I am because of my choices and I like to think that I'm a good person and a good friend.

75. What do you think is your best feature?
People say my eyes so I guess my cock.

76. Have you ever been gambling?
Yes. I love gambling.

77. How old are your parents?
50ish years old.

79. Do you have your wisdom teeth?
Nope.

80. Favorite place to be?
On a nice sunny 70 degree day any MLB park watching a game is a great place to be, but I have a ton of other places I like to be .

81. Have you ever been to New York City?
Yes and yes it's a beautiful place to see.

82. Favorite sit down restaurant?
Roscoe's Chicken & Waffles, Chilis, Woodranch, and Z's is really good.

83. Ever been to Disney Land/World?
Yeah, I do live in Anaheim, after all.

84. Do you have a favorite cartoon character?
Steamboat Willie, Stewie, and Scrooge McDuck.

85. Last thing you cooked?
Bar B Qed chicken.

86. How is the weather today?
Beautiful, actually.

87. Do you e-mail?
Sorta?

89. Favorite store?
My comic store, hardware store and any place my wife buys thongs from.

90. Last voicemail you received?
My sister

91. Do you drunk dial?
Nope.

92. Stupidest thing you ever did with your cell phone?
I have to say I've never done anything stupid with mine except drop it.

93. What is the best city that you have lived in?
Lexington and Orange.

94. Favorite band/Artist?
Well that is a whole other list longer then this one but right now I love the White Stripes (new album comes out June 18th), Tom Waits, Kings Leon, Old Crow Medicine Show.

95. Last time you were sick?
About a month and a half ago.

96. Are you lactose intolerant or do you have IBS?
Nope.

97. Last concert you went to?
Shit, it's been a while. I saw John Williams conduct and James Taylor on the same stage.

98. Ready for the weekend?
I work on weekends.

99. What did you do last night?
Not much watched TV




Ok there it is. Have fun and Ta Ta for now
De Boll Weevil